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Sorry, Pluto’s still not a planet
But after two decades in the rearview, Pluto’s demotion still stirs anger and controversy, and many people regard its change in status as a very bad thing. To everyone upset about this: I’m truly sorry, but Pluto had it coming. If you're enjoying this article, consider supporting our award-winning journalism by subscribing [1].
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